no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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