Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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