somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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