Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
kristin has been a bad kristin
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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