Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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