i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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