shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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