How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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