he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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