He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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