when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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