The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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