I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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