the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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