i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Randomize
