This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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