Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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