so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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