I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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