This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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