The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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