I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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