With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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