yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I have grass duct taped all over my body
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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