She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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