Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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