can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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