that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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