So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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