omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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