I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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