you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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