So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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