Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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