So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
only if we run a train.
done.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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