do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
accomplished twins. life is a go
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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