Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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