yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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