there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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