At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Still dying that you shit outside
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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