hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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