What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
