I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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