Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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