she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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