I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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