Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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