I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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