just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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