I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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