I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
The dick lei will go down in squad history
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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